REDNECK WORDS!!!!!

Okay, so being from small hicktown, you get to decide what way you want to say certain words and everyone goes with it!!! You go to a big city and these words and slang you might use will get snarls and funny faces.. Well last night I was at James and Kim's house with my husband. We made a quick trip down there to return a vehicle to them since they had not been home. Well, my 1 year old nephew comes running through the living room with a bottle of something or other.... Well my husband precedes to take it away from him and reads the bottle and it says 'Buttocks Cream'.... Now, I read this as one word with one syllable as (and bare with me as I change the spelling to reflect how I would say it) Buttucks... now my husband precedes to say this with two syllables like this.....ButTocks.... OOOOOOOOOOOO I died laughing... and them Kim repeats it the same way as my husband.. Now I am really laughing and we are really getting a kick out of this...Anyways.. just a funny story to lighten your day a little... I am sure the correct way to say this is how my husband said it but to put some truth behind the title of this is that we are allowed to make words sound the way we want and I believe that most of my family anyways would have said it how I would have said it... I don't know.. Maybe I am wrong.. It was just funny!!!! Kind of reminded me of Forest Gump and how he would say it...hehehehehehehehehehe...